“relax your necks” a work in progress by jay brannan & margaret cho the sun’s beating down on my back i got me a big burlap sack i’m smilin’ cuz it’s harvest time out to the fields to get what’s mine i got your balls in my hand i’m the queen of this fertile land you think it’s your dick but please understand your whole package is under my command [chorus:] to be adept at oral sex you need to lose your gag reflex if dick was poor, you could be the projects if you relax your necks maybe you’ve heard that i have class but i’ll stick my finger up your ass let’s go over what you ate be sure there’s no horses at the gate never met a dick i couldn’t milk my esophagus is lined with silk i’m a hooker of a different ilk drinking every drop you ever spilt [chorus] come children gather around to pain and suffering no longer be bound go forth and gather dick by the pound and bring me all the love that you found [chorus] (c) 2008 jay brannan & margaret cho
I did this song because it’s just really fun, has an intense rhythm once the song picks up, and LOTS of fast scratching (and not too much unidirectional scratching which I suck at, haha). It’s also got a song by D-Code, whose music i’ve liked for a while since hearing their stuff on the old Adult Swim intro and on In The Groove (especially Determinator, one of my favorite songs for a long time). As for DJ Hero itself, it’s an incredibly fun game. It, in my opinion, has the hardest overall collection of on-disc songs for any console rhythm game in the USA. You can’t fail out of any of the songs, but because of that, probably around half of the songs in the game are really hard, and some of the latter ones are just downright ridiculous (like Beats and Pieces). Due to this, i’d say just getting 5* on most of the songs is impressive, and an FC on almost any of the songs is downright impressive. Definitely takes a while to get used to, but the complexity of the game (with the effector knob, uni and omnidirectional scratches, spikes, euphoria, red sample note, rewinds, the three buttons, crossfading in general) really makes it fun when you get it down after a bit of practice, because your hands are flying all over the place during some of the harder songs. This was my 4th or so time playing the song, first play of the day. Also, got two more DJ Hero videos coming up after this too, both expert 5* runs edited like this.